I KNOW EVERYTHING

I enjoy watching young people make the same mistakes I did 40 years ago.

I define young as being under the age of 50. 

Like today's youth, I used to long for a life where I could live outside societal norms, dye my hair purple if I wanted, and not be burdened by needing money.

I call it retirement.

When a pink-haired kid with stretched earlobes and black fingernails looks at me in disgust, it's okay.

I'm wealthy.